Having sex regularly and often is a Burning Scout's duty. The Burning Scouts of America have created the following guidelines to help virtuous scouts navigate the somewhat challenging path toward promiscuity.

1. Do not bathe, don cologne or use deodorant when trying to attract the opposite sex. A scout's hygiene motto is "I offend." Besides, ripe pits are nature's pheromones.
   
2. Never give a potential lay a compliment. It will show that you are weak and actually might care about the other person.
   
3. Remember, "No!" always means "Sure!" Except when it means "harder."
   
4. Lie about the size of your penis, breasts and/or buttocks. Even if you aren't gargantuan, an inflated ego will make it appear as though you are of Everest proportions.
   
5. Talk about yourself incessantly during sex. Say, "Oh, yeah, that's it. Uh huh, baby. Man, I love the way I fuck!"
   
6. Masturbate in public. It's exciting for others to see how you handle your genitalia. And you might make a new friend.
   
7. Roofies.
   
8. Scouts should learn to cunniling, finger and sodomize members of the same sex. Practice regularly.
   
9. Ass rape. Sodomy without asking is a Scout's obligation.
   
10. Let your parents catch you in the act and keep on going. Enjoy it.
    
11. There is no such thing as jailbait.
    
12. A scout should always leave his lover with bruises, bite-marks and regrets.
    
13. A scout should never be sober during sex. That way she has nothing to apologize for.
    
14. Use your Scout knot-tying skills to bind your lover to a chair, bed, or divan, fuck the shit out of him and leave. His roommates will find him later and all will share a hearty laugh.
    
15. Never use a condom or any other type of contraception during sex. Scouts should take pride in spreading a variety of STDs and adding to her planet's overpopulation.